Sunday, August 22, 2010

Good morning, Copenhagen – Day 2

Well, it’s the morning of day 2 and I’m still here… along with the rain who has decided to stop by for a visit.  But let’s first go back to last night…

One of the unexpected perks of the hotel I’m staying at is that in addition to free breakfast every morning, there was also a “light dinner buffet” each night.  Nothing light about it if you ask me.  This will become my free dinner each night. 

Dinner.  And it was yummy.

This was the first course, because I couldn’t fit anymore on my plate.  I went back for the salad and more cheese later. :)  But these Danes have their food figured out.  They like meat, potatoes, mystery cured meats, cheese, and bread and crackers.  What do you know?  I like meat, potatoes, mystery cured meats, cheese, bread and crackers!  Though they did seem to have their own individual flair that took some getting used to.  The meat consisted of an individual crock with some chicken and potatoes (and broccoli, meh), in an au-jus like gravy.  Delicious.  There was what I would call an antipasto-like cup with a slice of salami and some other vegetable matter in the bottom.  Adequate.  Then in addition to some bread, I had multiple types of cheese.  One of which was a yellow gouda-like cheese, cubed, and tossed with what appeared to be some sort of caraway or fennel seeds.  Slightly odd, but I liked it anyway.  Then some mystery herbed spreadable cheese, which went deliciously on crackers.  Nothing to argue about here. 

But enough about the food.  After dinner I ventured back out and went to the Wonderful World of Hans Christian Anderson, loosely connected to the local branch of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.  It was well-designed, but not too thrilling.  Then I went over to Tivoli Gardens to wander around for a bit. 

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I didn’t go on any rides this time, just wandered around a bit.  It was definitely interesting to see.  I likened it to going to the fair though, but a little more permanent.  They had a fantastic big band on the bandstand playing tunes: 

Strike up the big band on the bandstand.

What I found most amusing though was that there had to have been a median age of around 70 in the audience. :)  Quite amusing.  But they were quite good, in a Glenn Miller style of music. 

I made it back to the hotel and *tried* unsuccessfully to go to bed around 9 because I couldn’t keep my eyes open anymore.  Any number of things prevented me from actually getting any sleep, including:

* Still adjusting to the time change. 
* The gay pride festival down the street, with live bands playing until after 10pm (so I closed the window).
* A warm and rather humid hotel room (no doubt compounded by the fact that I closed the window, so I reopened the window).
* Fireworks that exploded and reverberated through all the buildings at 10:30pm, making me feel like I was in Baghdad (louder because I had reopened the window). 
* The local clock tower next door’s carillon, reminding me each 15 minutes that I still was not asleep (and chiming out the hour on the hour). 

That said, I finally did sleep, and sleep reasonably well.  As a result of my extreme tiredness, I had the expected half-awake delirious dreaming all night long, but that should be over now.  

Day 2 began with breakfast, another huge spread of foods (including more cheese and salami and bread for breakfast… good thing being Italian I can manage to eat that any hour of any day of the week).  :)  The morning rains appear to have passed through, and the sun is breaking out to welcome the day.  Fortunately, like myself, nothing in Copenhagen opens before 10am, so I have no need to get up any earlier than I really feel like.  The clock tower just chimed 9:30am (which I have already tuned out if I don’t want to hear it, I thank years of growing up sleeping in a house with a chiming grandmother’s clock for that ability). 

Today I’m headed out to a few more museums and a few more castles, and a walk down Stroget, the main shopping boulevard in Copenhagen.  Expect plenty of pictures and updates to come when the sun rises stateside. 

For those who want the less-abbreviated view of my camera roll, check out my Picasa album of pictures here: 

Joe's Scandinavian Adventure Picasa Album

Saturday, August 21, 2010

One Long Day – Day 1

August 21st, 9 A.M., Central Europe Standard Time... from here on in I blog without a script. 

I'm tired of being on planes.  Or just tired.  I'm not sure which yet.  Actually, the 9-hour flight flew by.  (rimshot)  [And boy are my arms tired...]  But seriously, a most pleasant flight.  Minimal baby crying, mostly smooth skies, and barely palatable in-flight food.  I mean, not zesty.  Thank goodness I brought my own snacks, or I would be starving right now... though I kinda still am.  Fortunately I had an aisle seat, next to a very nice Norwegian lady who works in San Diego 2 weeks out of every quarter.  She's used to the flight, but said it doesn't make it any shorter.  I can only imagine.

On the bright side, our flight had personal on-demand video screens in the back of every seat.  On the not-so-bright side, about 14 of us in one isolated corner of the plane had our video go out about 2.5 hours into the flight.  No more movie for me.  In compensation they did offer 5,000 Delta miles (virtually worthless to me, since all my miles are on Alaska), or a $50 flight credit which I took.  I just listened to music on my iPhone while I attempted to sleep.  I probably slept 2 or 3 hours overall, broken up over the 9-hour flight.  Not too bad I guess.  Though around the 8-hour mark on the flight, I had absolutely had enough of flying.  I started overheating and not feeling zesty, but an increase of airflow managed to shake me out of that.  I've never gotten sick on a plane before, I didn't feel like starting now.  :)

Arrival at Amsterdam was... uneventful.  Amsterdam Shiphol airport is ginormous.  I have dubbed it the "crossroads of the world" because seriously I think I've heard every language and seen every nationality just as I was walking from one gate to another.  IMG_2588

I did find some lovely lounge chairs in a quiet corner of the terminal which is where I'm currently writing this from.  IMG_2591

Yes, they may look like they're from IKEA, and yes they are bolted to the floor, but they are remarkably comfortable. I'm afraid if I close my eyes, I won't open them again, and I'll miss my flight.  So instead I will relax here and blog.  

Oh yes, Amsterdam airport is also THE most confusing airport I have ever been to.  No, really.  It's true.  And I usually navigate airports very well, but this place is a mess.  While I’m thinking about it, what’s up with the Dutch?  I think they have an identify crisis.  First, they’re The Netherlands, but then they call themselves Holland, but as if it’s not enough to call their language Hollandish or Hollandaise (goes great on eggs), they call it Dutch.  What’s going on?  Pick a consistent name and use it!

I now have another hour long flight to get to Copenhagen.  I may take the opportunity to take a quick nap before I arrive, and then force myself to stay awake and be a tourist the rest of the day.  Time to do a bit more exploring of this airport before I head over to the gate.  No rest for the weary. 

4:40pm CEST

I’m tired.  I made it here though.  After taking the subway-like metro downtown from the airport and dragging my suitcase nearly a kilometer across mostly cobblestone streets (sorry suitcase wheels), I made it to the hotel and checked in. 

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Just big enough to sleep and be comfortable. 

I then went out exploring and found the Christiansborg Palace where I found plenty of interesting stuff.  The royal halls were strictly no pictures, but the ruins of the old Copenhagen Castle underneath were fair game for all kinds of pictures: 

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After that I continued through to the National Museum, stepped inside but decided I didn’t really have the energy to go in today.  So tomorrow will be another challenge. 

A few other pictures of the city while I was wandering…

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Scandinavian Adventure Day 0.5

Travel is both exciting and boring at the same time.  Exciting because of the anticipation of what you will soon get to see and do, and boring because of how incredibly long it sometimes takes to get there.  As I say this... I'm sitting in the S concourse at Sea-Tac waiting patiently for the opportunity to board the plane and wait even more patiently for an even longer time.  My flight leaves at 1pm PDT, only to arrive 10 hours later at 8am Central Europe Time.  (You do the math.)  So as a result, if I'm not to be a complete zombie my first day in Copenhagen, I must achieve some level of sleep on the plane, and then force myself to stay awake until darkness comes across Scandinavia (or at least something close, considering how far further North it is compared to home, it will be light forever.)

In honor of my last day on American soil for a couple of weeks, I ate the most American thing I could find for lunch... a hamburger.  OK, that's the story I made up... actually it's just about the only edible food out here at the S gates, and I really didn't feel like trekking all the way back to the main terminal to find something better.

International Travel Observation #1:  50 lbs isn't much.  Actually, I take that back... it WOULD have been a lot more, if I didn't have to haul a bunch of work stuff along with me.  (And yes, "work stuff" includes the stuff I'm hauling back to Sweden that our Swedish intern left here when he went home... though it was also the first stuff that didn't make the cut when I had to jettison cargo to get my bag down to 50 lbs.)

My measure of 50 lbs falls somewhere in the neighborhood of "just heavy enough that I can't lift it comfortably."  My bag was right there on the borderline... and I knew it had to be +/- 50 lbs.  I threw it on a scale at my sister's house before she took me to the airport, and it topped out at about 56 lbs.  Offloaded unnecessary junk, and got it down to right around 50 lbs by that scale.  Not a problem, I can work with that.
Fortunately at the airport, they've set up "pack and weigh" stations so you can get your bag weight right before you get to the check-in agent.  My bag topped out now at 51.3 lbs on the official Delta baggage scale (that I think they just stole from UPS).  A transferred some snackage from the checked to the carryon, and hit 49 lbs.  Success!  Fortunately, the goal was to pack as light as possible for the trip over, so I can have plenty of space to haul stuff back on the way home.  It seems a success so far.

Well that's all the news that's fit to print at the moment.  Hopefully it's a peaceful and relaxing flight... all 10 hours of it.  Then I have about 3 hours to kill in Amsterdam between flights, maybe I'll find something interesting to do there.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Are you ready for this?

Dear Avid Blog Readers In Deep Withdrawal Due To My Lack Of Blogging,
(and the other 99.9% of you who may be reading this...)

Fear not, the blog is about to get pretty exciting again!  As statistically speaking, over 50% of my blog posts are in some way related to me planning, going on, or being on vacation... I'm heading on vacation on Friday!

On Friday afternoon I get on a plane for 10 hours to wake up Saturday morning in central Europe, before hopping over to start my 2010 Scandinavian Adventure in Copenhagen, Denmark.

The reason for the adventure?  I'm spending a week working from our Gothenburg, Sweden office to coordinate a project I'm working on, and couldn't resist the opportunity to tack on an extra week of vacation while I'm already over there.

And due to travelling to some of the most internet-connected countries in Europe, I'll have wifi virtually everywhere I am.  So expect plenty of on-going blog updates.

Stay tuned...

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Redesigned Blog

Wow, I didn't realize it's been nearly a month since my last blog post.  But I did realize my blog layout was a bit dated and it was time to update it, so that's what I did.  Of course if you're reading my blog through some aggregator or one of my many mirrored posts, you won't see the charm of it.  That's too bad.  Go to universeofsynergy.com to see it how I meant for you to see it. :)

Rest assured, there are plenty of new things I have to complain explain about when I get around to it.  The weather being currently at the top of my list, but I'll spare that for now.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Worst... Olympics... Mascots... EVER!

Today the London Olympics Organizing Committee unveiled the mascots for the 2012 Summer Games.  And here they are!

London 2012 Mascots

You can NOT be serious!  This is a joke right?  Oh no, we only wish it were!  According to the organizing committee representatives responsible:  "We've talked to lots of children and they don't want cuddly toys..."  Well, in that case, you guys hit a homerun!  My personal thought is these guys look a bit like a cycloptic version of Cogsworth, the butler-turned-clock from Beauty and the Beast.  But even that is a stretch.  

... and seriously, are those claws on the blue one's arms?  Was there a sale at the used mascot parts emporium?

Of course, Olympics mascots in recent years have become more than just an icon of the games, but also a HUGE money making opportunity for the organizing committee, with the licensing of their likenesses on all aspects of the games souvenir merchandise.  But let's take a look at some of the mascots of recent memory:

Vancouver 2010 Mascots

The recently completed Vancouver Olympics actually had decently creative mascots.  I do recall not being a huge fan of them at first, however.  They were pretty much invented characters, but at least they were worth buying a stuffed one for your kids.  Who wouldn't want a happy sasquatch?

Beijing 2008 Mascots

Beijing's Chinese powerpuff girls didn't suit my taste much, but at least I knew what they were... sorta.  Definitely fitting of the Chinese cultural heritage, I could conceivably see the attraction to little kids getting them (collect all 5!).  But they pale in badness to the London mascots.

Torino 2006 Mascots

Leave it to the Italians to come up with something as simplistic as walking, talking ice cubes.  I'm sure these adorned many a restroom door throughout the Olympic Village in Torino.  But at least they're somewhat cute.  I didn't mind these guys at all... and if anything they reinforced gender stereotypes. 

Perhaps the London mascots will grow on me over time, but it'll take some work.  I'm also waiting for the first YouTube video of the mascot falling flat on its face and unable to get up on its own.  That will be priceless.  

Friday, May 14, 2010

The War at Crescent Bar

Yesterday, the Seattle Times published a story about the end of the leases at Crescent Bar.  For those who aren't familiar with CB, it's an island in the Columbia River between Wenatchee and Vantage, formed by the building of the Wanapum Dam in the early 1960s.  The island is home to a golf course, about 100 condo units, and 300 RV/trailer-based units.  I use the term loosely, because they all began as at least a park-model trailer unit, but over the years the liberal definition of "enclosed patio" being consider acceptable, has resulted in what I affectionately call "mansion-style" trailers.  The additions onto these trailers often eclipse the original trailer itself, the base trailer essentially being the center foundation of a full-fledged house built around it.  


And I don't know if that was the original intent of the land use or not, but it's what's resulted due to either lack of oversight, or general indifference by whomever has been managing this land since it was leased out for private use back in the 70's.  I don't blame the residents of CB for what they did, it was the natural evolution of the island.  


Why do I care?  My grandparents bought a trailer on the island back near the beginning.  They spent many summers over there, with frankly all the other "old people" who lived there, whose families often came over for weeks at a time to visit.  It was a nice, yet incredibly boring, place to vacation.  My family still has a trailer over there, and yes, it's been built onto just like the others (though not nearly to the mansion-style extreme others have).  Now we're facing having to take a bulldozer to it because the Grant County PUD is choosing not to renew the lease on the land, instead wanting to convert it to public recreation area.

But is that the real reason?  I don't really think so.

There really are several arguments as to why the lease is not being (or should not be) renewed.  The most vocal claims are coming from the residents of Grant County near Crescent Bar, who claim that the land belongs to the residents of Grant County, and should be converted back to a public recreational area for the public's benefit.  This is a completely legitimate argument, and I can respect this opinion, if in fact this is true.  But if this is the case, there's more than enough island to share with both the current residents and to revitalize and improve some fantastic recreational area as well.  But that isn't satisfactory to the county residents, which makes me believe that there's more to it.  


Another common argument perhaps most often cited, is the stance of the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, who licenses Grant County to operate its two dams on the Columbia River, that the Commission "does not condone residential development and occupancy of project lands."  The FERC was later quoted as saying that they did not imply this to mean that the existing residents needed to be kicked off the island, but that is the popular view of the county.  Again, you hear this from the county residents as a reason to clear the private residences off the island, but in the same breath you hear people wanting to take possession of the existing condo units and rent them for residential use for the benefit of the county.  Again, something doesn't add up.


I'll tell you what this entire war of words is about -- that which has been the basis of nearly every war from the American Revolution to the Civil War and beyond -- MONEY.

The off-island residents of Grant County see Crescent Bar as nothing more than a bunch of Westsiders who bought into the island as a vacation property investment, at dirt cheap lease rates, and have been profiting for the last 30+ years off of the rental income and virtually free use rates.  And in some cases, they're probably right.

I admit, I don't know a thing about the condo units and how they or their owners operate.  According to research by the GCPUD, 66% of the condos are rented out as vacation property, ostensibly making for a great low-cost, high-value investment for the owners.  This may very well be true, and if so it's pretty sad.

What I do know is what my family does with our trailer.  In the over 30 years we have had our unit, we have never once rented it out, though often it does go unused for months at a time over the winter (and many days even over the summer).  The often quoted $33/year leases that each owner supposedly pays are one of the biggest lies of all.  Our family pays thousands of dollars each year in lease costs, property taxes to Grant County, maintenance and upkeep of the island, and other utilities.  This is far from a money-making venture.  In turn, we do our part to keep up the island, spend money in the local economy, and share the beauty with our friends and neighbors.  And I think the vast majority of the trailer leaseholders are in a very similar situation.

Today's Crescent Bar is not the Crescent Bar of 30 years ago, and I wish that the Grant County residents would realize that.  They claim that they've felt like outsiders on their island over the years, being kicked out of the "private community" that the Westsiders have built up for their own benefit -- unwelcome trespassers on their land.  And you know what?  As little as 10 years ago I would agree with them completely.  I grew up as a kid going to CB in the summer, visiting my grandparents and all the other "old people" in the trailer park who honestly did treat it like their own patch of heaven.  I was yelled at by grumpy old people, not for doing anything wrong (we all were good kids, honest!), but just for invading their peaceful way of life.

But let me tell you... that sentiment is all but gone.  Crescent Bar has been taken over by the next generation of leaseholders... mostly people who care about the community and want to share the island and be friends with the locals and make things right.  Unfortunately, the people of the county don't want to give them a chance.

As a lifelong resident of Washington State, I know the animosity that exists between the people east of the mountains versus those west.  And really, that's what this issue is about.  It's about the Eastsiders screwing over the Westsiders who they feel have been screwing them over for the past 50 years.  Most don't want an equitable solution, they want these Westsiders to go away, and to make them pay in the most miserable way possible.  And the Westsiders are far from the victims here.  They have brought it upon themselves after years of bad decisions and poor treatment of those Grant County residents by some of their own.  

I believe the Grant County PUD commissioners actually are more rational people than their decisions convey. But ultimately, they are politicians, elected by the citizens of Grant County, and most likely wanting to be elected again.  There are about 85,000 citizens in the county, among which about 60% actually vote based on state records.  On a divisive issue such as this, a mob-mentality sets in.  I have to question if the decision of the commissioners was based more on a desire to do what they believe is the right and fair thing to do, or solely of a desire to do what it takes to get re-elected.  

I wanted to believe that there could be a compromise where both sides could live in harmony, but it seems people don't want that.  All it takes is reading a few of the comments pages to the various news articles posted online to instantly see how closed-minded and mean-spirited people on both sides are.  I guess I'm not one to be easily blinded by anger, but it's plain to see that everyone involved in this matter is.  Nobody expected our lease to be renewed at as cheap of a rate as it has been, but those involved want us left with a hopeless ultimatum:  pay us Draconian rates to fix up the island the way we want it, or get out.  

As a result, barring any unexpected setbacks, we'll be packing up and leaving next summer.  It's not really about the money for us -- we're far from a rich family.  And truth be told, even if we were allowed to extend the lease at the previously-proposed rates of somewhere around $20,000 a year, we would have no choice but to leave.   I wish the best for what Crescent Bar will become, but sadly the realist side of me doesn't have high hopes.  Once the CB residents leave, it will be those same Grant County residents left to handle the upkeep and pay for the improvements, and I have my doubts that CB will ever return to the 1961 utopia it once was purported to be. I know there's little tangible value in what we have there, and after factoring in the cost to haul stuff away and resell it, we'd probably just hire someone to take a bulldozer to it instead. What we will take with us are the memories of our years at Crescent Bar.  As George and Ira Gershwin put it in their 1937 hit, no they can't take that away from me.  

Saturday, May 08, 2010

w00tstock 2.0

Last night I went to w00tstock 2.0 at the Moore Theatre in Seattle.  W00tstock is billed as "3 hours of geeks and music," but this was more properly "more hours, more geeks, more music."  The show that started at 7pm wrapped up just after 11pm, but still left everyone in the theatre wanting more.

The featured acts at w00tstock are Paul and Storm, a comedic singing duo who I've been fans of for many years now; Wil Wheaton, best known for playing Wesley Crusher in the Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series; and Adam Savage, half of the Mythbusters team and all-around geek.  

Wil Wheaton, Paul & Storm, and Adam Savage
(with Jason Finn on drums and Ceiling Cat on screen)

Over 1000 self-proclaimed geeks attended the show, which included many other special guests:  


Wil Wheaton was the somewhat master of ceremonies for the event.  Anyone like me who has never been a big fan of Wil Wheaton or his work, has obviously never seen him live and in person.  The man is absolutely hilarious, and I take back all of the bad things I've ever said about him.  Brilliantly geeky, and far exceeded my expectations.

Molly Lewis, YouTube star, and ukulele player (as if that's any bit of a surprise) performed a few songs.  I knew nothing about her (obviously I have selective immunity to viral videos), but she was pleasantly entertaining.  

LoadingReadyRun, a Canadian sketch comedy troupe out of Victoria, BC, and also internet phenomenon, showed up to provide some quirky comedic stuff.  One of their featured videos was shown, which was quite funny.  

MC Frontalot, a band who performs what they call Nerdcore HipHop performed right before intermission.  I think their music was supposed to be funny... but I have absolutely no idea because I could only understand about 3.14% of the words they sang.  This was probably partly due to the fact that we were sitting in the second row, right in front of the speakers.  But this was sadly the least interesting part of the evening for me.  

A surprise favorite of the show was Hank Green, another YouTube celebrity, but one who writes absolutely incredible geeky music.  By far the highlight was his performance of "What Would Captain Picard Do?", which was apparently his first time ever performing it in front of Wesley Crusher himself, who the entire first verse is based on.  

Countless Star Trek references permeated the evening, and to no surprise at least 90% of the audience got nearly every reference, even the most obscure ones.  Plenty of other geek references to viral YouTube videos, and video games.  Not being a gamer, most of the video game references went far over my head, but some were so old school I couldn't miss them.  

One of the other big hits of the show was Steven "Stepto" Toulouse, a Microsoft employee responsible for "keeping the peace" among the XBox Live gamer community, and laying the smack down on those people who don't want to play by the rules.  What ostensibly began as a 56-slide PowerPoint analysis of trends among bad gamers, quickly turned into a hilarious sermon preached from the pulpit of the Cathedral of Saint XBox.  


Moving on to one of the headliners of the evening, Adam Savage, Mythbuster-extraordinaire, told some amazing stories of behind-the-scenes at Mythbusters.  


Of course since he was among friends, he brought us some insider video from an upcoming episode of Mythbusters where they will be investigating the following YouTube video validity:  


What will happen?  You'll have to tune in in a few weeks and find out for yourself!

Of course, the real catalyst behind w00tstock are Paul and Storm, who never cease to amaze me.  The only disappointment here is that we didn't hear nearly as much of their fantastic music as I wish we would have.  This is the first time I have been able to see them perform live, and they certainly didn't disappoint.

Fans raise their virtual Zippo lighter apps in the chorus of Nugget Man.

The evening was fantastic, nearly 4 hours of non-stop geekiness.  I think w00tstock has a bright future at this rate.  Tonight Portland gets to experience what appears to be a mostly identical w00tstock 2.1, followed by Chicago (2.2.) and Minneapolis (2.3) in June.  If you're in any of these areas, and have any sort of geeky tendencies (or even if you don't), I guarantee you'll enjoy it.

I leave you with the infinite recursion of Wil Wheaton:


w00t!  

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Expo 2010: The World Meets Shanghai

Is it just me or do World Expos never seem to be that big of a deal these days, until decades later when people think back to them?  The Space Needle, the definitive mark on the Seattle skyline, was of course built for the 1962 World's Fair, a constant reminder as I look out the window.  Or the great pavilions of the past that have become legends in their own right, such as this little pavilion that Walt Disney put together for the 1964 New York World's Fair, you might have heard of it... "It's a Small World."

But the fairs keep going on every few years, and this year's Shanghai Expo 2010 is the largest ever, with over 5 square kilometers and dozens of pavilions.  I've never been to an actual Expo while it was running, though who hasn't been to countless sites that once hosted a World's Fair.  I have to admit, this year's fair in Shanghai, China really has me thinking it might be fun to take a trip out there before it closes on October 31st, 2010.


Popular Science magazine has an online gallery of 35 pavilions at this year's fair, and they each look incredibly awesome.  A few of the more interesting ones:


United Arab Emirates pavilion

The UAE has some quite bizarre architecture in their pavilion, supposedly resembling a sand dune.  Though looking at this the only thing I see is something oddly resembling an energy-sucking creature that attaches to the USS Enterprise in Star Trek: TNG.  But I may be alone on that...


Japan pavilion

Leave it to our Japanese friends to make it look like a giant Jigglypuff has passed out in the parking lot.  Somehow I don't see this pavilion staying around after the Expo is over, but I could be wrong.

USA pavilion

Ah the great United States of America.  Land of endless innovation, countless modern marvels, and the most boring pavilion on the face of the Exposition.  Where most nations use the World's Fair to pull out all the stops and do something awesome, bankrolled often by the government itself, we can thank our various fiscally-conservative laws for preventing nearly any public funding from going to its construction.  That left American corporations to scrounge up a paltry $61 million dollars to put up this monstrosity.  Consider however that the US failed to even participate in the last 2 Expos, this is a step up from that.  If it's any consolation for the lack of creativity in the pavilion itself, you'll be happy to hear that it does feature both a Pizza Hut and a KFC.

Canada pavilion

Fresh off of their highly successful run hosting the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, Canada still has plenty left to put together an incredibly awesome pavilion.  When did Canada start showing us up all the time?  Seriously?  Can I just adopt Canada as my second country without actually going and living there?

Overall, it just looks cool, and actually quite reasonably priced thanks to China artificially keeping the value of the Chinese Yuan so low.  Around $20/day for admission to the entire Expo park, which is great.  Too bad you have the cost of getting over there, but this might be a good reason to pull out some of those frequent flyer miles I have stocked up.  We'll have to see...

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Betty White takes on SNL; Glee takes on Auto-Tune.

Betty White on SNL




If anyone doesn't believe that May 8th episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Betty White is going to be the best episode in at least a year... you obviously haven't been watching SNL much this past year. :)  "Thanks to the Internet," or at least the 500,000 Facebook users who rallied around the "Betty White to Host SNL (please?)!" group, she will finally take the stage in Studio 8H for the one hosting gig she's never been asked to do before.  As far as I'm concerned, it's been way too long.

Glee


OK, I often become very unpopular (not to mention surprising a lot of people) when I criticize the FOX hit show Glee.  Being the music and musicals fan that I am, people expect me to be a die-hard fan, like seemingly half of the world is these days.  Truth be told, I think the music is generally good, catchy, and entertaining.  I just can't stand the stereotypical high-school situation comedy-drama storylines that they use to string it all together.  Not my genre of television.  (Not to mention, I don't think I've had any FOX series on my DVR list in years.)

But that should be irrelevant compared to the music.  Thanks to Pandora, I've had occasion to hear a large chunk of the various Glee soundtracks, and for the most part I am impressed with the catchy tunes.  Then something rubs me the wrong way... the rampant abuse of Auto-Tune, the late-90's software invention for computer-aided pitch correction.  The result is to music what airbrushing is to glamorous magazine cover:  obvious imperfection obviously over-corrected.

Joal Ryan of E! Online captures my sentiments almost exactly in his blog (if you read the comments, he gets much the same reaction from indifferent Glee fans as I do):
"For every too-brief moment of Lea Michele sounding raw—and lovely—on a "What a Girl Wants," or Monteith singing a perfectly credible REO Speedwagon in the shower, there's Michele and Monteith sounding like 1990s-era Cher on "No Air," or Monteith sounding like the Monteith XRZ-200 on the out-of-the-shower version of "Can't Fight This Feeling.""
As he mentions, one of the absolute most PAINFUL examples of the auto-tune is "Can't Fight This Feeling".  [Note especially the trailing ends of phrases, as that tends to be the most difficult part for any singer to keep in tune and thus gets the most pitch correction.]


Ugh!  If parts of this don't remind you of Cher's 1998 hit "Believe", you either need your ears cleaned out, or you're in denial.  Now don't get me wrong, these are obviously talented singers.  But as with most singers, they are imperfect.  I don't object to imperfection... I cringe at the use of auto-tune to try to correct it.  LET the songs stand on their own!  The show is about a group of talented high-school students in a glee club... NOBODY would expect perfection out of that, as amazing as they might be.  Stop the madness.

Monday, April 26, 2010

On the Town

It's a very busy season in the Seattle theatre scene.  Of particular note right now is the Seattle Celebrates Bernstein Festival, which includes the current run of On the Town at the 5th Avenue Theatre.  

On the Town, from the golden age of American musical theatre, hit Broadway in 1944 during the height of World War II, is a humorous look at three wartime Navy sailors spending 24-hours on shore leave in New York City.  But really, that's just a simple plot to string the music and comedy together.  Perhaps that's too critical of the plot, however, because oddly I wasn't disappointed.  The plot was more than sufficient to provide a solid canvas for the fantastic Leonard Bernstein musical score and Jerome Robbins choreography.  

In fact, On the Town was Bernstein's very first musical theatre composition, a full decade before his most popular musical score for West Side Story.  But you can already see the Bernstein and Robbins touch coming together in On the Town.  

The music was understandably fantastic, and well-performed.  The dance, while lacking at times, was adequate, though I could do without the classic 8-minute dance numbers that seem to go on forever.   

But really where this show shines is the script.  It's rare to see so many non-stop laughs in a Broadway musical.  No doubt owing to the time in which it was written, people needed something to laugh about.  And this musical gave it to them in abundance.  

New York, New York, it's a hell of a town.  

And as for my rating:

Script:  4 stars - Plot was simple, yet effective.  With enough comedy to make anyone enjoy it.
Music:  4 stars - It's no West Side Story, and only a couple of songs could I really find myself singing spontaneously.  
Cast:  4 stars - The three leads were fantastic, with an even more outstanding chorus.  Dance choreography wasn't quite up to the perfection you'd expect from a top-notch Broadway production though.  
Technical:  4 stars - It always impresses me how the 5th Ave can produce such amazing productions.  A credit to an amazing local stage staff.  
Overall:  4 stars - Definitely worth seeing!  


Saturday, April 17, 2010

One more reason I don't like Hallmark...

Greeting cards are a multi-bajillion dollar industry.[1]  You have cards for every seemingly meaningless occasion on the calendar, made-up occasions, congratulations, salutations, animal rehabilitations, or marriage nullifications.  Each of these categories have something for everyone, something funny, something sentimental, something touching, something ornamental.  It's brilliant marketing, I suppose.  Yet with all of these options...

WHY IS EVERY WEDDING CARD SAPPY, TACKY, OR OTHERWISE CRAPPY?    I'm a mildly amusing person, so I want nothing more than a mildly amusing wedding card, but every one you find is so serious and flowery... I just don't understand it!  I've resorted in some cases to re-purposing some creative anniversary cards (which are usually more amusing), or something else.  I haven't yet resorted to giving someone a "congratulations on your impending divorce" card for their wedding[2], considering that would be in poor taste even for me.  :)   All I want is a reasonably mainstream "Congratulations on Your Wedding Day" card, with Snoopy on the front holding a bunch of balloons or something.  Is that so much to ask!?

[1] Not based on any statistics I could find or bothered to look up.
[2] Not that I haven't thought it might be more appropriate at times...

Friday, April 16, 2010

2010 Washington State Initiatives to the People

While browsing across the Washington Secretary of State's website (don't ask), I stumbled onto the list of initiatives filed for 2010.  To be certified and placed on the November ballot, these initiatives need petitions with the signatures of 241,153 Washington State voters (8% of the total number of votes cast for the office of governor in the last gubernatorial election).

Of course, just getting the text of your initiative filed with the Secretary of State requires not much more than a properly formatted document and a $5.00 filing fee.  This, of course, lends itself to some very interesting initiatives that never make their way to the ballot.  I present a roundup of this year's more interesting initiatives on file with the State... that you'll never see on a ballot:  

Initiative 1069:  Replace the Seal of the State of Washington


This measure would require the Seal of the State of Washington to be changed to depict a vignette of a tapeworm dressed in a three piece suit attached to the lower intestine of a taxpayer shown as the central figure. The seal would be required to be encircled with the following words: “Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every tax payer.” The illustration would be selected from submissions submitted by taxpayers. 


This one gets my "creative initiative of the year" award.  


Initiative 1058: Teach the Declaration of Independence and its relationship to the federal and state constitutions.  


This measure would require specified teaching concerning the relationship of the Declaration of Independence to the federal and state constitutions, and related documents, as a prerequisite to graduation from public and private high school. Copies of these documents would be displayed in all schools. The measure also defines what “teaching” is required. Teaching would occur in fifth grade, eighth grade, and two years of high school, and would be a subject of state standardized testing. 


Funny, I seem to recall learning this all anyway.  I don't really need a test to tell me I learned it.  Then again, maybe if we could make the cable news pundits forced to learn this stuff some good might come of it.  


Initiative 1072:  Change the legal age to sell liquor, but not to consume it.  


The laws prohibiting selling or providing “liquor” (alcohol, spirits, beer, and wine) to anyone under age twenty-one would be changed to prohibit selling or providing liquor to anyone under nineteen. The measure, however, does not change the laws preventing persons under twenty-one from possessing, consuming, and purchasing liquor, and public intoxication, although it modifies penalties for persons who purchase liquor under age twenty-one. The measure requires a public vote on the measure after ten years. 


I'm not sure what's more confusing, the idea or the wording.  Basically, what I get out of this is that the drinking age is still 21, but if I'm selling you beer, it's not a crime for me to sell it to you if you're 19 (though it's still a crime for you to buy it from me).  The point seems to be to save money by not going after all of the liquor age enforcement, but leaving the penalty to those 19 and 20 year olds who consume it.  Uh-huh.  





Initiative 1076:  Repeal every law enacted by the 2010 Legislature.  

This measure would repeal all laws adopted in 2010 prior to this measure’s enactment, other than initiatives, that were not subject to referendum because they contained clauses declaring the bill to be necessary for the immediate preservation of the public peace, health or safety, or support of state government and its existing public institutions. Other 2010 laws that could not have been enacted but for a law repealed by this measure would also be repealed. 

The state constitution provides a way for any law the legislature enacts to be referred to a vote of the people by petition.  As it is, the state legislature has a way to make laws un-referable by calling it "necessary for the immediate preservation of the public peace", the so-called "emergency clause".  This would basically undo any of those such laws, or any laws resulting from them.  An interesting concept, but seems like you'd be throwing baby out with the bathwater.  

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Tim Eyman and crew have added another half dozen initiative proposals in the last week contesting everything related to the new taxes on cheap beer, pop, bottled water, candy and tobacco.  In fact, there are at least 2 dozen other initiatives Eyman has already submitted related to taxation in some way or other, that will probably also never make it to the ballot.  At least give these other initiatives some credit for creativity.  





Monday, April 12, 2010

In the Glenn Miller mood...

Been a while since I've taken the time to make a show update, but we'll give two in rapid succession here.  First, Saturday night I went to see the Glenn Miller Orchestra at Benaroya Hall.  I have to admit, I wasn't expecting the world, in fact I was expecting to be bored by about intermission.  But they were absolutely fantastic!

Not only were they fantastic musicians, they were brilliant entertainers.  Not a huge surprise... I certainly have always been a big fan of Glenn Miller and his music, but little did I expect one fantastic song after another for 2 solid hours.

On a note of personal taste, big band music is far more to my liking than straight-ahead or bebop jazz music.  As much as I like jazz, I struggle through some jazz bands' 10+ minute long songs with endless improvisational verses.  Fortunately, big band music tends to finds its origins in American popular music of the 1940s... and the songs tend to be mercifully short.  (Just hypothesizing, but a 78rpm record could handle about 3 minutes of music on a side, so that would probably keep the popular songs limited to about that long.)

Dreamgirls


Last Wednesday I went and saw Dreamgirls at the Paramount.  Despite it being a nearly 30-year old musical (it premiered back in 1981), and a recent movie (which I didn't see), I knew absolutely nothing about this show going into it except a very superficial premise.  As is typically the case with musicals based on a genre of music or a particular band or bands, the so-called "jukebox musicals", I was expecting decent music with a tenuous if not non-existent plot line.  Wow, was I surprised again!  Not only did this musical have fantastic music, not to mention some amazing singers, it actually had a captivating plot!

The obvious allusions to Diana Ross, the Supremes, and James Brown provided a fascinating connection of the plot to 1960's and 70's music history, its successes and its scandals.

It's been a while since I've been able to give a solid rating here, but based on my standard system:

Cast: 4 stars - Brilliant singers and actors.
Script: 4 stars - Decent plot.  Enough to hold the music together and keep me captivated.  I'd call that a success.
Music:  3 stars - Better performed than the music itself was.
Technical: 4 stars - This wasn't a Broadway spectacle, but it was well done and pleasing to watch.
Overall:  4 stars - Hard to complain too much.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Jury Selection in King County

A discussion with my friend Andrew prompted me to do a bit of research regarding jury selection in King County.  I was explaining to him how I have been summoned for jury duty to both of the different courthouses in the county (Seattle and Kent), incidentally twice to each of them at this point.  He pointed out that in his county there are two courthouses, one serving the east side of the county and one the west side of the county, but you only can get summoned to the side of the county in which you live.

Interesting, I thought.  So today while I was wandering around online, I decided to do a bit of research and find out some answers.  In fact, King County for many years since the construction of the Kent Regional Justice Center has drawn its jury pools for each of their courthouses from the entire county.  However, in 2005 the Washington State Legislature enacted a law that allowed counties with multiple courthouses to divide their jury selection geographically among the courthouses.  King County started doing this for a while in 2007, but then stopped after its constitutionality was challenged on the grounds that the state constitution guarantees a right to a jury trial comprised of jurors from the county, not PART of the county.

The State Supreme Court upheld the law in 2009, and since mid-2009 King County now summons its jurors based on geography, with two assignment areas.  I couldn't find a reference to what specifically the boundaries of those areas are, but it appears to be based on zip code, primarily with those areas south of Seattle & I-90 in the Kent area, and within Seattle and north of I-90 in the Seattle area.  Though they do claim to intend to adjust the boundaries based on census data, to ensure a fair and balanced representation of both juries.  Seems reasonable.

What this means is, considering I now live on the northern border of the county, I should never be summoned to jury duty in Kent again.  At least that should limit my options a bit. :)  Though it should also save the court some money, as let me tell you, mileage from my house to Kent added up to about 62 miles round trip @ $0.55/mile =  $34.10 + $10.00 = $44.10/day for serving jury duty.  Of course, I actually donated that to the court's child care program, because it's a good thing.  But still, that's far more money than they really need to spend to get qualified jurors.

Jury Duty - Episode IV - Conclusion

It was fortunate I was placed on such a short case.  After starting jury service on Monday, my service was completed by Wednesday afternoon, after completing an entire case.  A not-so-brief summary of the case follows:  

In May 2009, a 1994 Plymouth Voyager minivan was stolen from an apartment complex in Federal Way around 3am. There were no witnesses to the crime, however a (fairly useless) security camera caught the vehicle driving away from the complex, along with another vehicle, around that time.  No person was identifiable from the video.  

Around 3pm that same afternoon, the minivan was waiting for the light to change at an intersection in downtown Kent.  As is typical for a NW afternoon in May, rain was pouring down.  A Kent police officer happened to pull up along the right side of the minivan at the same light, and noticed the van had a broken out passenger-side window, with shards of broken glass still remaining around the edge of the window, and rain streaming into the vehicle through it.  The officer noticed one driver in the vehicle, who proceeded to look straight ahead and not look over to the police officer to his right.  The officer found this itself somewhat odd, as "most people will turn to look at me when I pull up next to them, simply out of curiosity."  After the light changed, she slowed and pulled up behind the van and began to follow him, while running the plates through the computer in her cruiser.  To not much surprise, the plates turned up a stolen vehicle, which she verified with dispatch and alerted nearby officers who soon joined her.  

She turned on her lights, and chirped her siren several times, instructing the van to pull over.  Instead of pulling over, he continued driving forward to the approaching red light, where a car was stopped in the right lane waiting for the light to change.  He proceeded to pull out to the inside lane, and without stopping executed a right turn around the stopped car and continued.  The officer continued pursuit, at this point firing up the siren.  Down the succeeding two-lane road, at a 4-way stop with another car stopped ahead of him at the stop sign, he proceeded to cut over into the oncoming lane around the stopped car, and run the stop sign, continuing down the street where he turned into a dead-end apartment complex.  As he was approaching the dead end, officer still in pursuit, with the van slowing but still moving, he bailed out of the driver-side door and headed into a swampy area down a ravine on foot.  

Other police units circled to the other side of the swampy area to cut him off, while the pursuing officer remained on the van-side of the swamp watching the suspect.  He proceeded to surrender to the police on the opposite side, now wet up to above his knees and having lost his shoes in the swamp.  He was taken into custody by the Kent police.  An inspection of items on his person included a bottle of prescription pain killers belonging to the owner of the vehicle who testified that the pills were in his backpack that was in the vehicle when it was stolen.  

The officers inspected and took pictures of the stolen minivan.  A variety of items were strewn about the vehicle, including a screwdriver (which the vehicle's owner admitted to also having been in the backpack).  The passenger window was busted in, and shattered glass was all over the area of the passenger seat, as well as plenty of water from the ensuing rainfall.  The ignition had been punched out and was sitting on the floor between the driver and passenger seats, and the car had obviously been started using the screwdriver.  

The defendant was charged with two counts:  (1) Possession of a Stolen Vehicle, and (2) Attempting to Elude a Pursuing Police Vehicle.  

Testimony came primarily from the victim (the owner of the vehicle) and the various police officers and detectives who had responded to the incident.  The detective who interrogated the suspect shortly after the arrest asked him several questions, paraphrased:  

Detective:  "Where did you get the car?"  
Suspect:  "I got it from a friend."
D:  "What's your friend's name?" 
S:  "I can't tell you."
D:  "Did you know the car was stolen?"
S:  "No."
D:  "Why did you run from the police?"
S:  "Because I had a warrant."

During the course of testimony, were were also made aware of a prior conviction for auto theft of a 1994 Plymouth Voyager minivan, similar method of starting using a screwdriver.  The jury was provided limiting instructions as to this evidence, that it may only be considered to establish whether or not the defendant had knowledge that the vehicle was stolen.  

Following the prosecution resting their case, the defense was provided as follows:  

"The defense waives opening, and rests."

No defense was provided for the case.  The question for the jury would be simply based on whether or not the State had proven their case beyond a reasonable doubt.

As to the first count, Possession of a Stolen Vehicle, the State needed to establish beyond a reasonable doubt that:  
(1) The defendant was in posession of the car.  
(2) The defendant acted with the knowledge that the car was stolen.  

The first was hard to argue with... he was caught in the vehicle... mostly.  The officer was not able to positively identify him within the vehicle, other than a profile view.  However, the officer could positively identify him in the swamp, and it is highly unlikely there was any sort of switcheroo pulled within the swamp itself.  Additionally, the stolen pills that were identified as being contained within the vehicle, were found in the pocket of the defendant after arrest.  12 members of the jury were satisfied with this.  

The second part was slightly more challenging.  There was no concrete evidence that the defendant knew the car was stolen.  Reasonable doubt had to be applied to consider whether a reasonable person who stepped into a car that had a busted out window, glass everywhere, a punched ignition, started by a screwdriver; would reasonably believe that the car was stolen.  11 jurors agreed that a reasonable person would, 1 juror was not satisfied.  Not because he didn't believe the defendant was guilty, but more that he didn't believe the prosecutor fully proved its case.  It seemed to the 11 of us in agreement that the 1 juror didn't have a firm grasp of "reasonable doubt".  After about an hour of "discussion", said juror finally agreed that he was probably over analyzing the jury instructions provided, and agreed that the defendant was guilty.  

Moving on to count 2, Attempting to Elude a Pursuing Police Vehicle, the State needed to establish a bit more:  
(1)  The defendant was in control of the vehicle.
(2)  The police were identifiable as police.
(3)  The police signaled the defendant to stop, either visually, verbally, or with siren or some other hand gesture.  
(4)  That the defendant, in an attempt to elude, was driving in a reckless manner. 

The first 3 were fairly well-established.  The only question was the matter of whether his actions constituted "driving in a reckless manner", of which on initial deliberation the jury was divided 8-4.  In this case, his actions were fairly well established, including the aforementioned illegal maneuvers, running lights and stop signs, and abandoning a moving vehicle; but it was up to the jury to determine if that indeed met the level of recklessness.  If not, we were also given the option of finding the defendant guilty of the lesser included charge of "Failure to Obey a Police Officer".  After a fair bit of deliberation, it was the jury's consensus that any one of his illegal maneuvers individually would probably not have constituted recklessness.  But the compounding of his multiple behaviors during the pursuit did meet the standard of driving in a reckless manner.  

After a total of 2 hours of deliberations, the defendant was found guilty on both counts.  

It took about an hour for the court to be reassembled (while in deliberations in the jury room, the court had already begun voir dire on another case, with different jurors and different counsel).  The defendant and both counsel were brought into the courtroom, and the jury returned where the verdict was given to the judge who gave it to the clerk to be read.  The clerk then polled each individual juror:  "Juror Number 1: Is this your verdict? ("Yes")  Is this the verdict of the jury? ("Yes")..."  The jury was dismissed to return to the jury room while the courtroom was cleared. (Throughout the entire trial, we were never present when the defendant was brought in or taken out of the courtroom.  Our only indication he was in custody was the King County Jailer who was always present in the corner of the room whenever the defendant was present.)  

Following the case, the judge stopped into the jury room to thank us for our time and service and asked if we had any questions about the case.  This was the only time we had been addressed by anyone other than the court bailiff outside of the recorded proceedings of the courtroom.  Following that we went out into the cleared courtroom where both the prosecutor and defense attorney were still packing up their things, and most of the jurors spent about a half hour just talking with the attorneys about the case.  We were curious what we weren't told about the case, specifically about the prior convictions of the defendant.  In fact, the defense attorney told us he had about 8 prior convictions for auto theft, 6 of which were concerning the exact same year and model of car that he was convicted of in this case.  At the age of nearly 23, they figured he's been out of jail for a total of about 6 months since he was 18.  He was not exactly a model citizen.  We were curious why the defense didn't present any case, and the defender goes "I had nothing!"  Apparently they had tried to get the defendant to take a plea, but he refused and wanted his day in court.  The defender told him "there's no way you're getting off on this one", and he was obviously right.  His only question to us was "what took you so long?!  I thought you'd be done in 20 minutes."  It was very interesting, both for us the jurors and for them the lawyers.  The prosecutor had mentioned that this is the most he has ever had a jury want to talk to him, and we were definitely the most interested about things after the case had been done.  Apparently most jurors just want to get their job done and get out.  We offered them both some tips that might help them in future cases.  (We all want a fair trial, of course, but if the bad guy's guilty, a little help getting the conviction doesn't hurt.)  

And so it goes.  Jury Duty experience #4.  Will next time be next year, or 20 years from now?  Hard to say, but if past experience is any indication, it won't be too long until my next summons.